#VignetteSeries – Perkin Perkins 3

This is Perkin Perkins and Sir Magnus Monk (weasel that he is) at their best. Sir Magnus does not care for us little people. I hope this illustrates it. (PS. As usual, and for good reason in the upcoming novel, No one remembers Perkins name).

“I believe this is yours, Sir Magnus.”

“No, it is not.”

“Are you sure, sir?”

“I think I should know if was missing a wooden leg, Parpkins.”

“You are sat down, sir. The realisation may not dawn upon you until you stand up.”

“How do you think I got here, Poplet?”

“Mine is not to presume but to serve.”

“Well, do yourself a favour and get the chef to serve some food post-haste or I shall recommend to Her Majesty that she serve you your papers.”

“There’s a problem with the chef, sir.”

“Plerpkin, you’re beginning to incur my anger! Where the hell is he?”

“Your automobile is parked on him, Sir Magnus. Ah, of course, now I come to think of it that must be where this leg came from. I’ll just go and inform Her Majesty of your inelegant manoeuvres and why she’s currently lacking her lunch.”

“I’ll go move.”

18 thoughts on “#VignetteSeries – Perkin Perkins 3

  1. I bet you have hours of fun just coming up with names that aren’t his! Wonderful, you could run an entire story just these two entirely on their own!

  2. This is good. If you do a screenplay, and you need an American buffoon with a flat Midwestern accent and a helping and a half of self-righteousness, please let your casting agent know that you know me. We could both be rich.

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