#VignetteSeries – A Close Shave

#VignetteSeries – A Close Shave

Author's Note: Our friend Officer Robertson can never do right for wrong. He's a composite character made up of…. well, me."

"A close shave."
"Indeed."
"Your thought's, Robertson?"
"Hmm… Well…"
"Come on, man, spit them out."
"I can only say this. If one is shaving anywhere other than the face, one should avoid menthol lubricants."
"Pardon!"
"Menthol lubricants, sir. It's rather like placing your components on a bed of ice cubes."
"I see. Good advice."
"Welcome."
"But, Robertson?"
"Sir."
"What has that to do with the bullet narrowly missing his heart?"
"Ah…"

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