The sword stood embedded in a rock larger than a sheep.
He knew it his destiny; it was an unavoidable truth. Merlin had told him so. He tugged. Nothing happened?
"Pull, Arthur," encouraged the ancient wizard.
"My name's Alf, not Arthur."
"Damn, I really should magic a new hearing aid!"
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ππ…. The person who is in real need of the sword may well be Theresa May. I hope Elaine (pun intended) steps in to guide her into pulling it out to fight the ghosts of Brexit and win the next election…π
I think she just might, Raj. π
Haha, good.
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There’s no tax on magically produced hearing aids.. π
About time, it’s on everything else π
LOL, so true π
I knew there was a punchline coming. Ha!
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tee hee hee
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