The baby rested in her palms like a leaf all crinkled and curling. It slowly unfurled, then sniffed like a teen after a dirty joke.
"Sounds grown up already," I said.
"He's seventy."
"Years?"
"Minutes, idiot!" She laughed and walked away.
How'd I know, I'd never seen a baby mouse?
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Oops! That’s funny. 😀❤️
I’m glad you liked it, Shreya. 🙂
A seventy year old baby, now there’s something to laugh about lol
I based it on myself 🤔
Ha! It’s not nice to fib
I write non-fiction, I cannot lie! Oh… hang on… I don’t 😝
Too many nights with the vampire, me thinks
Who the wife? 😳
Oh dear! whatever will she think of that? tsk tsk
Best wear a scarf tonight.
So cute 😁
Thanks 🙂
Fell into that trap Richard!!!
Got yer!
Yes, they are crinkly 🙂 But so cute!
😄