Whenever I'm bored, I like to skip stones. I find this a great way to chill and relax. If I can find a really flat pebble and the wind is just right, I can sometimes get ten skips. I can, honest! My miserable neighbours don't like it though. They're always out to spoil my fun. One of them swore from his bedroom window, shook his fist and bellowed I should skip stones on the lake, not down the street. Pfft! I wouldn't have anything to aim at? Neighbours!