Author’s Note: As you all know, I’m in the business of making things up. However, real life can be just as extraordinary. Here is my latest conversation with a WordPress friend regarding her blog post and its redistribution. I use an app called Buffer. The conversation went as follows.
My head spins with what it wants. What does it want? Eyes haze over unable to focus on unmatched trainers; laces tied together in a triple knot. A gloom transpires, a dizzying state of what should and what could; I can no longer look down so stare up into the nothingness instead. Crows line the […]
“You’re the most beautiful, sweet-smelling rose I’ve ever seen. It’d be a travesty not to come out and say it. You’re an angel, that’s what you are.” “Nurse.” “Doctor?” “I think it’s safe to say you’ve not given this man enough anaesthetic.” “Sorry, Doctor, I’ll fetch a bigger hammer.”
“So, you’re here for a sight test?” “Pardon.” “Ah, hearing test?” “Who said that?” “Both?” “Double cheeseburger please.” “This is an opticians, sir.” “I thought it was a florists?” “You’d smell the roses.” “Never have.” “Ah, now I see, you’re totally senseless?” “Not at these prices I’m not.”
Without memory, she’d lived a dream.
Two horned unicorn just went moo!
Accelerated, Catapulted into a hazel-eyed vision, Thrust into something: What a something! Head fried, Brain frazzled, Thoughts gathered in red wine clouds. Everything’s a little bit off. Everything’s a little bit weird. The car door won’t open and I can’t get out, Won’t get out, Because I’m trapped in with you. The world’s gone to […]